Dear Checker Outer Lady,
I get it. I know we are just another cattle in the herd to get through the gate. I understand you are hungry because it appears you haven't eaten in, oh, I'd say 5 minutes. I understand you do this every day and it appears you are bored with your job. But is it really necessary to scream out every 2 seconds what we are going to the first floor to do.
The Slightly Stressed Out and Possibly Oversensitive* Infertile
*Hubby says not to worry, I'm just a little uptight today. Reckon?